Category: Joke Board
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they
had gotten over-enthusiastic onthe Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having
nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business
they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said
"These darn girl's nights out have got to stop.
I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came
back with a card stuck between the crack of her bottom
that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you"."
LMAO
lmao! that's great.
lmao.
no but if you think about it she sat on a grave and that's how the card got there! just thought i'd post this before blindvi came along!
Hahahahahaha! Wow! That rocked!
Very amusing. Congrads.
omg... heh heh heh *wicked grin*